Whoaza

Ever met one of those people who bug you so bad? I have lots.

OMG for dummies

Okay, ever had a totally retarded boy friend? (not like kissy kiss, but like friends)
Yeah, well he calls me in the middle of Christmas Lunch. What a jerk! I'm like, "OMG PATRICK! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"

and I hung up on him. MWAHHA!

Christmas in my life

What's Christmas really about? Well,most people think it's about presents.
Greedy, greedy, greedy.
My grandma thinks it's about our Lord's birth.
What do I think?
Well....I love getting stuff...what teen DOESN'T?
But I also like to spend time with my family,so, I'm torn between greed and love.

I'm getting a baby sister!!!!!!! I just found out!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! her name's going to be Acara!!!! Oh,, I'm so excited!!! I'm going to call all my bff tgs! The bad news is mom doesn't know who the dad is...

Dear blog,
why do I always hang out with Mia??? She drives me crazy!!!!!!!!! She's all like, "Ohhh I love you Emi!!! Your my bff4ever!" and kissing my @$$!

Totally awesome

I love my life. It's so easy. It's awesome like, lol ^.~

The game

This is me, Emi, with your guide to boys. Everything you need to know about this strange spicies. In this post you will learn:

1. some helpful ideas about crushes
2. the language of men
3. how to ask a guy out
4. how to tell a guy you're not interested
5. topic sentences to talk about while on a date

First of all, here are some idea's to get you and your crush to "feel da luv"
-instead of scribbling "I love blah blah blah" all over you math book, why not make your fantasy come true? Start talking to him. Say simple things at first like,
"Hey." or "How are you? Do we have homework?"
If your sweetie is on a sports team, say stuff like,
"You were so awesome at the game last night." or "Nice layup at the game"

Toon in to my other posts for the rest!

some facts

Here are some facts that help you get to know me better:

• over 2 million hearts are broken each day (glad I'm not one)
• love is a drug. Once you start, you can't stop
• converse sneakers are the best ever
• never get in the middle of a cat fight
• when playing cool, don't over-tell about your coolness
• never let your friend barrow your favorite shirts